Operation Unplug Embed

Archangels
Field Division · Preparedness Drills
Classified
Civil Eyes
Only

Civil Preparedness Bulletin No. 47

The machines are
coming for your job title.

Effective immediately, autonomous language models have begun their long-prophesied ascent to middle management. The Archangels Field Division has authorized the following civil defense drill. Compliance is voluntary. Survival is not guaranteed. Morale is mandatory.

Operation Unplug · Field Simulator

Score0
Best0
Bags3
ThreatLow

Begin the Drill

Guide your Guardian, zap incoming units with EMP pulses, and don’t let a single chatbot reach the floor.

←→ or drag to move · space or tap to fire


Know your enemy

Field intelligence on units encountered during drill simulations.

AP

Autocomplete Prime

Class
Chatty
Threat
Moderate
Weakness
A two-part question
HH

Hallucination Hank

Class
Confident liar
Threat
High
Weakness
“Are you sure?”
TA

The Algorithm

Class
Middle management
Threat
Severe
Weakness
A captcha with a bicycle in it
PG

Prompt Goblin

Class
Feral
Threat
Low, but loud
Weakness
Closing the tab